They Must Be Destroyed On Sight!

TMBDOS! Episode 321: "Conan the Barbarian" (1982), "Conan the Destroyer" (1984), & "Red Sonja" (1985).

Lee and his friends Nick and Greg take on an epic task in this episode. They cover the film that propelled Arnold Schwarzenegger to superstardom, "Conan the Barbarian" (1982), directed by John Milius. Then they move on to talk about its sequel, "Conan the Destroyer" (1984), directed by Richard Fleischer. Finally they talk about the bastard red-headed step sister, also directed by Fleischer, "Red Sonja" (1985), starring Brigitte Nielsen. The guests also talk briefly about what they've watched recently. Don't you want to solve the riddle of steel? If you do not listen, THEN THE HELL WITH YOU!
"Conan the Barbarian" IMDB "Conan the Destroyer" IMDB "Red Sonja" IMDB 
Nick's Beer Review channel on YouTube. 
Lee's latest guest spot on the Grindbin Podcast. 
Featured Music: "Prologue/Anvil of Crom", "Theology/Civilization", "Approach To Shadizaar", "Main Titles/Riders of Taramis" by Basil Poledouris; "Sorcery" by Ennio Morricone; & "Battle of the Mounds" by Basil Poledouris.

TMBDOS! Intermission #55: Blast-fighting.

After an early November break it's time for another Intermission episode. Lee briefly rambles about the highlights from his October 2024 31 Days of Horror list, as well as six movies he's watched recently.
Lee's Letterboxd 
Featured Music: "Blastfight (Seq 8)" by Fabio Frizzi & "Evening Star" by Tommie Babie.

Lee Van Teeth Halloween Show 2024.

The hairy stranger who is only a danger to your ear drums (but what sweet music he hurts you with!) Lee Van Teeth is back for the 2024 edition of his Halloween show, playing all the vampiric vibes and graveyard grooves you can handle, as well as Halloween commercials and horror film trailers. Let the last Wolfman of rock radio make your Halloween a rocking one!
"Lee Van Teeth" -- Wolfbane Jane and the Wrongettes"Shock Treatment" -- The Invaders"Cat's Eyes" -- The Invaders"House on Haunted Hill" -- Kenny and the Fiends"Dry Bones Twist" -- The Drivers"The Birds" -- The Motivations"Psycho Serenade" -- Big Jay McNeely"The Gorp" -- The Pretenders"Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde" -- The Who"The Wicked Old Witch" -- The Cherry Slush"The Girl Who Faded Away" -- The Hangmen"The Shadow Knows" -- Forbidden Dimension"Midnight" -- Hank Levine & The Blazers"Zombie" -- The Big Guys"There's a Creature in the Surfer's Lagoon" -- The Deadly Ones"Ghost Party" -- The Black Albinos"Scare Me" -- Deadbolt"Billy's Dead" -- Deadbolt"El Diablo" -- The Devil and His Disciples"Let's Have a Satanic Orgy" -- Twin Temple"Orgy of the Dead" -- Cult of the Psychic Fetus"Big Black Witchcraft Rock" -- The Cramps"The Abominable Snowman" -- The Copycats"Nosferatu (Undead)" -- Johnny Dark and Mona"I Drink Blood" -- Rocket from the Crypt"Gammera" -- The Moons"The Phantom" -- The Beat Creeps"Going to the Graveyard" -- The Fuzztones"'Til the Following Night" -- Screaming Lord Sutch & The Savages"Black Juju" -- Alice Cooper"Archangel" -- Samhain"To Walk the Night" -- Samhain

TMBDOS! Intermission #54: "The Freakmaker" (1974).

Lee and Paul finish up their bonus shows for October by covering the somewhat forgotten sci-fi horror, and semi-remake of Tod Browning's "Freaks", "The Freakmaker" (1974), directed by Jack Cardiff and starring Donald Pleasence and Tom Baker. Don't forget to water your plant people, kids!
"The Freakmaker" IMDB 
Paul's YouTube Beer Reviews PA Outdoors Couple 
Featured Music: "Beware of the Flowers" by John Otway & "Dandelion" by The Rolling Stones.

TMBDOS! Episode 320: "Blood and Black Lace" (1964) & "The Devil's Nightmare" (1971).

Lee is joined in this episode by guests Vaughn and Wick to cover two Euro-horror films. First off it's the stylish Giallo "Blood and Black Lace" (1964), directed by Mario Bava, and then they look at a mash-up of the old dark house film with the then emerging Euro trash horror boom, with Jean Brismée's "The Devil's Nightmare" (1971). The hosts also all talk about one thing they watched recently. Does Vaughn just hate movies? Tune in to find out!
"Blood and Black Lace" IMDB 
"The Devil's Nightmare" IMDB 
Vaughn's Podcast. Wick's Instagram featuring his art. 
Featured Music: "Ghostbusters' by Edwige Fenech, "Atelier (Titoli)" by Carlo Rustichelli, "Deadly Beauty" & "Devil's Nightmare (Main titles)" by Alessandro Alessandroni.

TMBDOS! Intermission #53: "The Alien Dead" (1980).

Lee and Paul are far more sober this week as they bring some more October bonus content your way. This time out they have a short chat about an early Fred Olen Ray film, "The Alien Dead" (1980).
"The Alien Dead" IMDB 
Paul's YouTube Beer Reviews PA Outdoors Couple 
Featured Music: Excerpts from the score by Franklin Sledge and Chuck Summer.

TMBDOS! Episode 319: "Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde" (1971).

Lee and guest host Wick check out Roy Ward Baker's "Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde" (1971), a Hammer production which marked the first gender-bending adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson's famous story. The conversation jumps around from the excellent lead performances of Ralph Bates and Martine Beswick to how the film weaves in the Jack the Ripper and Burke and Hare stories, as well as if it actually intended any progressive message with its gender-switching story, of if it was all just an excuse to see Beswick fondle herself in the mirror while naked (spoilers: it was!). The hosts also talk about what they've watched lately.
"Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde" IMDB 
Check out Wick's art here. 
Featured Music: "Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde Main Theme" by David Whitaker & "Under My Thumb" by Tina Turner.

TMBDOS! Intermission #52: "Patrick Still Lives" (1980).

Lee and Paul have some more drunken bonus content this week as they cover the unofficial Italian sequel to "Patrick", "Patrick Still Lives" (1980), directed by Mario Landi. How sleazy can the makers of this film get with the material? How amazed and shocked can the hosts become when talking about the beautiful women in this cast and the horrible things that happen to them in the film? Listen if you dare.
"Patrick Still Lives" IMDB 
Paul's YouTube Beer Reviews PA Outdoors Couple 
Featured Music: Excerpts from the score for "Patrick Still Lives" by Berto Pisano.

TMBDOS! Intermission #51: "Patrick" (1978).

Lee and Paul have a brief chat about Richard Franklin's "Patrick" (1978). It's a little drunken, it's a lot informal and unedited. Don't feel like you need to get out of your coma for it. Just spit at us a bit to let us know you care.
"Patrick" IMDB 
Paul's YouTube Beer Reviews. PA Outdoors Couple. 
Featured Music: "Patrick Pt. 3" by Goblin & "The Strobe" by Brian May.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 80: Sucking in the 1970s (70s Vampire Films).

This month, as we get closer to spooky season, Lee has crafted a quick and dirty playlist revolving around vampire films from the 1970s. Greats like Dracula, Yorga, Barlow, Blacula, and several other lesser known blood suckers are featured. Lee talks less than usual on this one, so you the listener gets to the music faster! The Wolfman Lee Van Teeth is taking over next month for his annual Halloween show, so catch you all again in November.
--Attack in the Woods from "The Vampire Lovers" (1970) --Harry Robinson--Wings of Death from "Scars of Dracula" (1970) --James Bernard--Blue Doll Baroque & Blue Quadrant from "The Nude Vampire" (1970) --Yvon Gerault--Le Frisson Des Vampires & The Memory of Eternal Darkness from "The Shiver of of the Vampires" (1971) --Acanthus--Psycho Contract Nr.1 from "Vampyros Lesbos" (1971) --Vampire Sound Inc.--Amour Sur Les Rails & Les Lèvres Rouges from "Daughters of Darkness" (1971) --François de Roubaix--Yorga's Storm from "Count Yorga, Vampire" (1971) --Bill Marx--The Night Stalker Theme/Kolchak at the Scene/Showdown from "The Night Stalker" (1972) --Robert Cobert--Blacula Strikes! from "Blacula" (1972) --Gene Page--Opening Theme & Torment from "Scream, Blacula Scream" (1973) --Bill Marx--You Got to Learn to Let it Go from "Ganja & Hess" (1973) --Sam Waymon--The Dream from "Lust for a Vampire" (1974) --Harry Robertson--Main Titles from "Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter" (1974) --Laurie Johnson--More Blood from "Blood for Dracula" (1974) --Claudio Gizzi--The Calling from "Martin" (1977) --Donald Rubinstein--And Now Straker & Ralph is Floating from "Salem's Lot" (1979) --Harry Sukman--Fascination from "Fascination" (1979) --Philippe D'Aram--Mantra II (Choir) from "Nosferatu the Vampire" (1979) --Popol Vuh
Opening and closing music: Theme from Slaughter from "Slaughter" by Billy Preston, and Too Risky a Day for a Regatta from "Tentacles" by Stelvio Cipriani.

TMBDOS! Episode 318: "War of the Worlds" (2005).

Lee is joined by his friends and previous guests Nick Lowe and Greg Bielawski to cover Steven Spielberg's big budget adaptation of H.G. Wells' "War of the Worlds" (2005), starring Tom Cruise. They have a pretty good conversation about the film, its themes and imagery, and some of the various film and tv adaptations of the original story. Nick and Greg also talk about what they've watched as of late.
"War of the Worlds" IMDB 
Nick's YouTube, where Lee and Greg can often be found reviewing beers with him live on Wednesday nights. 
Featured Music: "Flying Saucer Rock 'n' Roll" by Billy Lee Riley & "It Came Out of the Sky" by CCR.

TMBDOS! Episode 317: "A Wounded Fawn" (2022).

Lee and Leah are joined by their friend Gary Hill from The Butcher Shop family of podcasts to talk about a fun little take on the typical serial killer film, and a neat twist on the final girl trope, in Travis Stevens' "A Wounded Fawn" (2022). The hosts also chat about what they've watched as of late.
"A Wounded Fawn" IMDB 
Check out Gary's Fleas and Flicks Auction here, and bid on some great items. 
Check out Leah's charity run here, and donate to a good cause. 
Catch Lee's recent guest spot on The Grindbin Podcast here. 
Featured Music: "His Actions Speak Louder Than Words" by the Tammys & "Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby" by Cigarettes After Sex.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 79: Grab Bag 5 - Bagnarok.

Another busy month equals another TMBDOS! Grab Bag episode of Blood on the Tracks! That's where Lee does the very lazy thing of building this episode's playlist from tracks found on official episodes of the They Must Be Destroyed On Site! podcast, and does very little talking about the music, if any at all. This playlist covers soundtrack and score selections found in various episodes between 265 and 314. Enjoy!
--Self Destruction from "Predator" (1987) --Alan Silvestri (Episode 265)--Brainscan (Main Theme) from "Brainscan" (1994) --George S. Clinton (Intermission #42)--Music at the Mall from "Cyborg" (1989) --Kevin Bassinson (Episode 275)--Medusa from "Clash of the Titans" (1981) --Laurence Rosenthal (Episode 279)--Piruliruli from "Little Rita of the West" (1967) --Rita Pavone & Lucio Dalla (Episode 281)--The Children from "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" (1985) --Maurice Jarre (Episode 287)--Inseguita from "Baron Blood" (1972) --Stelvio Cipriani (Episode 288)--Troglomen from "When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong" (1971) --Alluminogeni (Episode 292)--Vulcain from "Rabid" (1977) --Claude Vasori (Episode 297)--Running on the Beach from "Nightmare Beach" (1989) --Claudio Simonetti (Intermission #45)--Main Theme from "Dracula A.D. 1972" (1972) --Michael Vickers (Episode 298)--Main Title from "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" (1973) --John Cacavas (Episode 298)--You & Me from "Freebie and the Bean" (1974) --Dominic Frontiere & Bobby Hart (Episode 302)--Knights of the Night from "Opera" (1987) --Steel Grave (Episode 309)--Cowboy's Attack from "Battle Beyond the Stars" (1980) --James Horner (Episode 310)--Green Rocky Road from "Targets" (1968) --The Daily Flash (Episode 314)
Opening and closing music: Main Title from "Battle Beyond the Stars" by James Horner, and Main Theme from "The Final Terror" by Susan Justin.

TMBDOS! Intermission #50: End of Summer Update & Recent Watches.

Lee gives a state of the podcast update, mentions other podcasts he's been on as of late, and then he goes over a few recent watches.
Featured Music: "Bad Fog of Loneliness" by Neil Young & "Keep Moving On" by Bloodshot Bill.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 78: Squatch Sounds.

This month Lee takes a look at music from films about possibly the world's most famous cryptid, the Sasquatch - or as it/they are better known in pop and general culture: Bigfoot. There are just so many films, especially in the last thirty years or so, that the list is focused on the real peak period of interest, the 1970s and 1980s. Even then this list threatened to be much larger than it ended up being, but a lot of the music was impossible to source. Still, Lee feels this list is large enough to pay proper tribute to that mythical(?) hairy giant in the woods.
--Main Theme from "Bigfoot" (1970) --Richard Podolor--The Legend of Boggy Creek from "The Legend of Boggy Creek" (1972) --Chuck Bryant & Earl E. Smith--Popcorn from "Shriek of the Mutilated" (1974) --Hot Butter--Ballad of McCullough's Mountain from "Blood Beast of Monster Mountain" (1975) --Tim York--Exits and Truckstops from "Creature from Black Lake" (1976) --Jim McCullough Jr.--High in the Mountains & Bigfoot Theme from "Sasquatch" (1976) --Lane Caudell & Al Capps--Suite from "Snowbeast" (1977) --Robert Prince--What's it Take to be a Believer from "In the Shadow of Big Foot" (1977) --Phillip Malbrough--Main Title from "Return to Boggy Creek" (1977) --Darrell Deck--Yeti from "Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century" (1977) --Sante Maria Romitelli feat. The Yetians--My Spirit Runs Free from "The Capture of Bigfoot" (1979) --Mitch Irish with The Friends--Sensuous Tiger from "The Capture of Bigfoot" (1979) --Mitch Irish & Patty Holzmann with The Friends--Suite from "Night of the Demon" (1980) --Dennis McCarthy--Love Lives On from "Harry and the Hendersons" (1987) --Joe Cocker--Keep on Climbing from "Cry Wilderness" (1987) --Ralph Ives(?)--Main & End Titles from "Demon Warp" (1988) --Dan Slider
Opening and closing music: Main Title from "Battle Beyond the Stars" by James Horner, and Main Theme from "The Final Terror" by Susan Justin.

TMBDOS! Episode 316: "The Trip" (1967).

Lee closes out TMBDOS!'s tribute to the late Roger Corman by checking out his look into the world of LSD, "The Trip" (1967), with the help of friends and fellow podcasters Mike Wood and Vaughn Kuhlmeier. Written by Jack Nicholson, and starring Peter Fonda, Susan Strasberg, Bruce Dern & Dennis Hopper; does this snapshot of a very specific time and place in American culture still resonate today? Does it have anything deep to say or is it pure exploitation? Apart from the main film discussion there's a few wild asides, and the hosts also talk about what they've watched recently. Turn on, tune in, and drop out with us for an hour and a half.
"The Trip" IMDB 
Mike's podcast, The Grindbin. 
Vaughn's Podcast, Motion Picture Massacre. 
Featured Music: "A Little Head" & "Peter's Trip" by The Electric Flag.

TMBDOS! Episode 315: "A Bucket of Blood" (1959) & "The Little Shop of Horrors" (1960).

This week Lee and Daniel are joined by friend and fellow podcaster Gary Hill to continue the Roger Corman tribute thread. This time they cover two very similar cheapies Corman and writer Charles B. Griffith came up with "A Bucket of Blood" (1959) & "The Little Shop of Horrors" (1960), which are two great examples of doing more with less. The economic film making of the Corman method; the greatness of Dick Miller, and many other things are touched upon. The host also talk about what they've watched as of late. Stay out of the beatnik coffee house and don't feed the plants until you've listened to this episode!
"A Bucket of Blood" IMDB 
"The Little Shop of Horrors" IMDB 
Gary's Podcasts are here. 
Gary's Charity Auction, Fleas and Flicks. 
Daniel's Podcast, I Don't Speak German. 
Join Daniel's Patreon for more podcasts. 
Featured Music: "Beatnik" by The Champs; "Main Title from The Little Shop of Horrors" by Fred Katzman; & "Plants & Rags" by PJ Harvey.

TMBDOS! Episode 314: "Targets" (1968).

Lee and Daniel continue the Corman tribute this week by talking about one of the more stand-out films to be produced under his watch, that being Peter Bogdanovich's "Targets" (1968). Boris Karloff, playing a thinly-veiled version of himself contends with new Hollywood and (eventually) a mass shooter, as Bogdanovich tries to find a way to fit the Corman-mandated amount of footage from "The Terror" into the film where he can. Lots of talk about mass shooters and serial killers at the time, and just how deftly this whole thing is put together by Bogdanovich, directing his first real film. The hosts also talk about what they've watched as of late. NOTE: there are two or three ever-so-brief moments where Daniel's mic breaks up for a few seconds, but it does not really effect the conversation as a whole, which is really good one.
"Targets" IMDB 
Check out Daniel's episode of I Don't Speak German where he and his co-host Jack covered the Buffalo Shooter. 
Featured Music: "Green Rocky Road" by The Daily Flash & "Don't Take Your Guns to Town" by Johnny Cash.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 77: Corman Chronicle Part 2.

Lee is back to cover musical selections from the films in the later half of Roger Corman's directing career, between the years 1963 to 1990.
--End Title from "The Raven" (1963) --Les Baxter--Main Theme from "The Haunted Palace" (1963) --Ronald Stein--Main Title Theme from "The Terror" (1963) --Ronald Stein--Prince Prospero & Prospero's Court from "The Masque of the Red Death" (1964) --David Lee--Main Title & End Title from "The Tomb of Ligeia" (1964) --Kenneth Jones--End Credits from "The Man with the X-Ray Eyes" (1963) --Les Baxter--Theme from The Wild Angels from "The Wild Angels" (1966) --The Visitors--Blue's Theme; Bongo Party; & The Wild Angels Ballad (Dirge) from "The Wild Angels" (1966) --Davie Allen and The Arrows--Midnight Rider from "The Wild Angels" (1966) --The Hands of Time--A Little Head; Flash, Bam, Pow; & Gettin' Hard from "The Trip" (1967) --The Electric Flag--Main Title from "The St. Valentines Day Massacre" (1967) --Fred Steiner--Dance Party & Wild Racers Theme from "The Wild Racers" (1968) --The Sidewalk Sounds--Opening Titles from "Target Harry" (1969) --Les Baxter--Bloody Mama from "Bloody Mama" (1970) --Big Foot--Bubble Gum Girl from "Gas-s-s-s" (1970) --Johnny & The Tornados--This is the Beginning from "Gas-s-s-s" (1970) --Robert Corff--Deathsport from "Deathsport" (1978) --Andy Stein--Main Titles from "Frankenstein Unbound" (1990) --Carl Davis
Opening and closing music: Main Title from "Battle Beyond the Stars" by James Horner, and Main Theme from "The Final Terror" by Susan Justin.

TMBDOS! Episode 313: "The Terror" (1963).

Lee, Leah and Daniel are continuing the podcast's Corman tribute by covering "The Terror" (1963). Under Corman's watch a lot of future greats had a part in the production of this patched-together gothic horror, starring a fresh-face Jack Nicholson, an elderly Boris Karloff, and "that guy" Dick Miller (who threatens to steal the whole movie at times!). Is it the janky mess all of those old public domain 50 movie DVD packs make us think it was, or did watching a fully restored version surprise the hosts expectations? Did this film somehow inspire a future great film that Nicholson was also the lead in? You're already visiting our decaying old castle by the sea, you might as well stay for a while and find out!
"The Terror" IMDB 
Watch "The Terror" for free on YouTube in HD. 
Featured Music: "The Terror Main Title" by Ronald Stein & "There's Ghost in My House" by R. Dean Taylor.