They Must Be Destroyed On Sight!


TMBDOS! Episode 227: “Knives Out!” (2019).

March 1st, 2021


In honor of the late, great Christopher Plummer, Lee, Daniel, Leah and special guest host Sam try and navigate the twists and turns of Rian Johnson's ensemble murder mystery "Knives Out!" (2019), featuring Plummer in one of his last roles. Who is the real stand-out star of this great cast of big names? What's a Timbit and how does that figure in to this film? The hosts also talk about they've watched recently and respond to a rather lengthy and critical bit of listener feedback.

"Knives Out!" IMDB 

If you like beer reviews, and want to see a beer review channel Lee and Leah often appear on, check out our friend Nick's channel here

Featured Music: "Knives Out! (String Quartet in G Minor)" by Nathan Johnson & "Righteous Rocker #1" by Larry Norman.

TMBDOS! Intermission #30: “Multiple Maniacs” (1970).

February 22nd, 2021


Lee and Leah check out a film Leah suggested for the podcast - and a film that is a shameful blind spot in Lee's trash movie viewing - "Multiple Maniacs" (1970). It's John Waters' first talkie, and features the incomparable talents and screen presence of Divine. Is it too transgressive for its time? Is it too tame these days? Should it be embraced by the LGBTQ community despite some of the less PC content? What's a rosary job? Tune in to find out.

"Multiple Maniacs" IMDB 

Featured Music: "Endless Sleep" by Jody Reynolds & "Wildwood" by Sil Austin.

TMBDOS! Episode 226: “Dance Charlie Dance” (1937) & “The Law in Her Hands” (1936).

February 15th, 2021


Lee, Daniel and Leah are back this week checking out two films featuring the talents of the lovely Glenda Farrell. First it's an example of the classic small-town boy gets taken for a sucker tale, "Dance Charlie Dance" (1937) and then they move over to a film about smart, independent female lawyers trying to make their way in a male-dominated profession, "The Law in Her Hands" (1936). Which film did a heel turn on the hosts and made them hate it? Tune in to find out. Leah and Lee also talk about what they've watched as of late.

"Dance Charlie Dance" IMDB 

"The Law in her Hands" IMDB 

If you like beer reviews, check out friend of the show, Tomas' YouTube Channel here

Featured Music: "La-La-La Lies" by The Who; "Let Her Dance" by Bobby Fuller and The Bobby Fuller Four; and "Lawyers in Love" by Jackson Browne.

TMBDOS! Episode 225: “Magnolia” (1999).

February 1st, 2021


Lee, Daniel and Leah are back to tackle Paul Thomas Anderson's lengthy epic drama from 1999, "Magnolia". What did they think about the multiple interconnected storylines and how they all came together? Did the talented ensemble cast get enough screen time in their individual parts? How does Daniel feel about a film that was once his favourite film back when he first braved a tornado warning to see it alone in a theater? Did Tom Cruise deserve his Oscar nod here? What did Leah think of the frogs raining from the sky? All of this and more in this lengthy talk about a lengthy film. Also covered: what the hosts have watched as of late.

"Magnolia" IMDB

Featured Music: "WDKK Theme" by Jon Brion & "One" by Aimee Mann.


January 31st, 2021


Lee's back for part three of his look at the scores and soundtracks of 1970s animal attack films, this time finding the few gems that round-out the decade.

--Theme from "Long Weekend" (1977) --Michael Carlos
--Peaceful Verde Valley from "Kingdom of the Spiders" (1977) --Dorsey Burnette
--Excerpt from "Kingdom of the Spiders" (1977) --Jerry Goldsmith
--Suite from "The Swarm" (1978) --Jerry Goldsmith
--Excerpt from "Barracuda" (1978) --Klaus Schulze
--Theme & Closing Titles from "Piranha" (1978) --Pino Donaggio
--Suite from "Nightwing" (1979) --Henry Mancini
--The Monster Attack & End Credits from "Prophecy" (1979) --Leonard Rosenman

Opening and closing music: Betrayal (Sorcerer Theme) from "Sorcerer" by Tangerine Dream, and My Name & The Departure from "Shanghai Joe" by Bruno Nicolai.

Cape Sh!t Episode 13: “Captain America: Civil War” (2016).

January 29th, 2021


Daniel, Lee, Greg and Kerry return to chat about "Captain America: Civil War" (2016). Opinions on this one are far more split than usual, as the hosts debate if this is even really a Captain America film or an Avengers film. Does Spiderman and Black Panther have to be in this? Is the Winter Soldier worth a damn? Do the action scenes at least hold up? Is there enough meat in this two and a half hour film for it to be worth your time? All this and more, so come fight us about it in an airport or something.

"Captain America: Civil War" IMDB 

TMBDOS! Episode 224: “C. C. & Company” (1970).

January 18th, 2021


Lee, Dan, and Leah are back to talk about the goofy little biker film starring Joe Namath, Ann-Margret and William Smith, "C.C. & Company" (1970). How much of a real exploitation film is it? How big of a dick-bag is Namath in this? Why is Ann-Margret's character in any way attracted to Namath's character? Why are the biking scenes so damn long and drawn-out? Fuck Gene Siskel and the body-shaming horse he rode in on? All of these questions and more in this fun episode. Join our podcast biker gang, and let's do some audio crimes together!

"C.C. & Company" IMDB 

Check out the We Promise Nothing podcast .

Featured Music: "I Can't Turn You Loose" by Wayne Cochran and the C.C. Ryders & "Jenny Take a Ride" by Mitch Ryder.

TMBDOS! Intermission #29: Lee and Paul’s Top 20 Slasher Films.

January 11th, 2021


Lee and Paul sat down in October of 2020 to talk about their top 20 slasher films, along with honourable mentions and the like. This is not up to our usual low standards. It sort of went off the rails at times, and the sound quality isn't great (which is why it took so long for Lee to release it). But hey, if you've got an hour and change to kill, this might do the trick.

Featured music: "Song of Madman Marz" by Gary Sales.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 41: 1970s Animal Attack Films Part 2.

December 31st, 2020


The animals are angry with mankind again this month in Lee's second part of his look into the soundtracks and scores of the 1970s animal attack genre.

--Shadows from "Squirm" (1976) --Unknown Artist
--Main Theme from "The Food of the Gods" (1976) --Elliot Kaplan
--Suite from "Grizzly" (1976) --Robert O. Ragland
--Early Ices & A Ball at Home from "Orca" (1977) --Ennio Morricone
--Main Theme from "Day of the Animals" (1977) --Lalo Schifrin
--My Son's Friend Is a Champion Pisser & Too Risky a Day for a Regatta from "Tentacles" (1977) --Stelvio Cipriani
--The Miguel Chomp from "Tintorera: Killer Shark" (1977) --Basil Poledouris
--Suite from "Ants!" (1977) --Kim Richmond
--Suite from "Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo" (1977) -- Mundell Lowe

Opening and closing music: Betrayal (Sorcerer Theme) from "Sorcerer" by Tangerine Dream, and My Name & The Departure from "Shanghai Joe" by Bruno Nicolai.

TMBDOS! Episode 223: “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” (1965).

December 21st, 2020


Lee, Daniel, and special guest Leah go-go dance, drive fast cars, wear revealing clothes, and kill all-American men as they talk about the Russ Meyer classic exploitation film "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" (1965). Topics include the depiction of women in this era; go-go dancing; fetishes on screen; tease vs sleaze; Russ Meyer the accidental feminist, and so much more. Also, Leah gets to play the Movie God Game, and the hosts respond to listener comments. Don't try listening to this one, just do it!

See Leah in the short film "Ghost Beaver Kick" and her work on stage in "The Zoo Story".  

"Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" IMDB 

Featured Music: "Boy, What'll You Do Then" by Denise & Company, and "Faster, Pussycat!" by The Bostweeds.

TMBDOS! Episode 222: “Alligator” (1980).

December 7th, 2020


Lee and Daniel make their way out of the sewers and are are joined this week by special guest Matt of the Compañeros! Radio Network to talk about the Lewis Teague-directed and John Sayles-written "Alligator" (1980). Topics brought up: the urban legend about alligators getting flushed into the sewer; how gators eat; Roger Corman's way of doing things; Robert Forrester's terrible hair plugs, and his sense of humour about it; Henry Silva eating up the scenery; and deep political reads in a mostly jokey B-movie "Jaws" rip-off. Also: what the hosts have watched recently, and listener comments.

Find Matt and his friends great podcasts here

"Alligator" IMDB 

Featured Music: "Alligator End Credits" by Craig Hundley & "Alligator Wine" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins.

Cape Sh!t Episode 12: “Ant-Man” (2015).

December 5th, 2020


The gang is back after being trapped in the quantum realm for a couple of months. This time out they talk about the first "Ant-Man" film, which features a winning comedy formula, and a super hero who can fit into a person's butthole. 

Blood on the Tracks Episode 40: 1970s Animal Attack Films Part 1.

November 30th, 2020


The animal's are angry with mankind this month in Lee's first part of his look into the soundtracks and scores of the 1970s animal attack genre.

--Main Theme from "Night of the Lepus" (1972) --Jimmie Haskell
--Ben's Song from "Ben" (1972) --Don Black & Walter Scharf; vocals by Michael Jackson
--Suite from "Killer Bees" (1974) --David Shire
--Suite from "The Chosen Survivors" (1974) --Fred Karlin
--Track 2 from "Phase IV" (1974) --Brian Gascoigne
--First Victim from "Jaws" (1975) --John Williams
--Suite from "Bacalhau/Codfish" (1975) --Beto Strada

Opening and closing music: Betrayal (Sorcerer Theme) from "Sorcerer" by Tangerine Dream, and My Name & The Departure from "Shanghai Joe" by Bruno Nicolai.

TMBDOS! Episode 221: “The Invisible Ray” (1936).

November 16th, 2020


Lee and Daniel are back, and they are both a bit drunk and barely edited (okay, Lee is quite a bit more drunk than Daniel). But they were determined to talk about the Lambert Hillyer sci-fi/horror film "The Invisible Ray" (1936), featuring the talents of Boris Karloff, Béla Lugosi, and the lovely Frances Drake. They do eventually get there, but it takes them 40 or so minutes. Some of the subjects brought up: Canadian geography; the films that truly scare Lee; bunk science that's somewhat based in reality; Karloff being mistreated by Universal compared to Lugosi; a horrible bit of racism in an otherwise great film; listener comments and what the hosts have watched as of late including talk about the latest episodes of "The Mandalorian".

"The Invisible Ray" IMDB

Featured Music: excerpts from the score for "The Invisible Ray" by Franz Waxman.

TMBDOS! Episode 220: “Mad Love” (1935).

November 2nd, 2020


This week Lee and Daniel check out Peter Lorre's intro into Hollywood with Karl Freund's "Mad Love" (1935). Topics brought up include some notable cast members other than Lorre; the differences between doctors and surgeons; transplantation of limbs, and where the science was in 1935 as compared to more recent years; and pondering why this is a bit of a lost film. Also brought up: listener comments and what Daniel has watched as of late.

"Mad Love" IMDB 

Daniel's recent podcast appearances:

Embrace the Void 
The Jacked-Up Review Show 

Featured Music: "Head Cut Off" by Beck & "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals.

TMBDOS! Radio: Lee Van Teeth Halloween Show 2020.

October 31st, 2020


Lee Van Teeth has got the grooves for all the ghouls out there on his 2020 Halloween show. This year features some change-ups from previous years, he thinks the fans will like. So sit back with your adult refreshments, kick off your shoes, and let your hairy host drive away those blues. Have a spooky, groovy night!


"I'm the Wolfman" -- Round Robin
"Watch Your Back" -- Dead Elvis & Thee Gravemen
"The Hearse" -- Terry Teen & The Tweaks
"Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya" -- Dr. John
"The Shiver of the Vampires" -- Acanthus
"Fascinating Horror" -- Nico Fidenco
"The Shadow Knows" -- Link Wray
"Night of the Vampire" -- The Fuzztones
"Attack of the Demon" -- Black Widow
"Three Sisters" -- Affinity
"Devil's Circle Music" -- Mike Vickers
"I Am a Witch" -- Twin Temple
"Lady of the Moon" -- Astaroth
"Electrofear" -- Eric Peters
"Death Corps (Alternate Version)" -- Richard Einhorn
"See You in Hell" -- Electric Wizard
"Dark Dawn" -- Whistler's Mother
"Green Eyed Monster" -- 10cc
"Evil Angel" -- Ray Vernon
"Magic and Ecstasy" -- Ennio Morricone
"Funeral Striptease" -- Bruno Nicolai
"The Warning" -- Charles Wain
"Dawn Odyssey" -- David Fanshawe
"Mine Mine Mind" -- Roky Erickson
"Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" -- The X-Ray Harpoons
"Devil Woman on the 199" -- Cult of the Psychic Fetus
"Midnight Graveyard" -- Mother Sunday
"When You're Dead" -- The Ghost
"Night of the Warlock" -- The Ghost

TMBDOS! Episode 219: “The 39 Steps” (1935).

October 19th, 2020


Lee and Daniel return to cover one of the films that put Alfred Hitchcock on the map, that being "The 39 Steps" (1935). Some of the conversation revolves around early examples of Hitchcock's visual style and techniques, and tropes. Other things covered: Hitchcock abusing his actors (especially the women); differences between the film and its source material; Hitchcock getting away with sexy situations in the post-code era; and how the hosts could turn this into a Bikini Carwash film (because of course we do). A listener comment is also responded to.

"The 39 Steps" IMDB 

Featured Music: "Secret Agent Man" by The Ventures & "Before they Make Me Run" by The Rolling Stones.

TMBDOS! Intermission #28: “Blood Song” (1982) & “Mortuary” (1983).

October 16th, 2020


Lee and Paul got back together to record some bonus horror content for October. This time out they review the two slasher films "Blood Song" (1982) & "Mortuary" (1983). This one is off the cuff, mostly unedited, and a bit dog-eared, but the conversation is a fun one. Due to some recording issues the mic levels were not able to be properly balanced, so it's best to use ear buds. Sorry about that.

"Blood Song" IMDB

"Mortuary" IMDB

Featured Music: "Blood Song (Main Theme)" & "Blood Song (End Credits)" by Robert J. Walsh, and "Mortuary (Main Theme)" by John Cacavas

TMBDOS! Episode 218: “Bride of Frankenstein” (1935).

October 5th, 2020


Lee and Daniel cover some more James Whale this week as they look at "Bride of Frankenstein" (1935). The conversation centers around Whale's very measured changes to tone compared to the first film, and how he still managed to be subversive under the the Hays Code. Other topics: performances; being threatened by a goose; the Monster smoking up and getting drunk; and some background on Homunculi, and just who Doctor Pretorius would need to jerk off in order to make them. Listener comments are also covered.

"Bride of Frankenstein" IMDB 

The Thrilling Adventure Hour's "Beyond Belief" 

Featured Music: "The Bride Of Frankenstein (Main Title)" by Franz Waxman & "Love is Strange" by Ian and Sylvia.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 39: AIP Beach Party Series Part 2.

October 1st, 2020


This month Lee is back with the second half of his look at the scores and soundtracks of the AIP Beach Party films, this time covering the spin-offs and unofficial sequels in the series.

Selections from Les Baxter's Score for "Beach Blanket Bingo" (1965):

--Bonehead's New Love
--Fly Boy
--Beach Blanket Bingo

"Ski Party" (1965):

--The Gasser & Ski Party --The Hondells
--We'll Never Change Them --Deborah Walley
--Paintin' the Town --Frankie Avalon and Deborah Walley
--I Feel Good --James Brown and The Famous Flames

"Sergeant Deadhead" (1965):

--How Can You Tell --Deborah Walley
--Two-Timing Angel --Donna Loren
--You Should've Seen the One That Got Away --Eve Arden

"Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine" (1965):

--Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine --The Supremes

"Fireball 500" (1966):

--My Way That Gets Me My Way --Frankie Avalon
--Step Right Up --Annette Funicello

"Thunder Alley" (1967):

--Theme from Thunder Alley --Band Without A Name
--Riot in Thunder Alley --Eddie Beram
--What's a Girl to Do --Annette Funicello
--Calahan's Theme --Loraine Singers
--Theme from Thunder Alley (Instrumental) --The Sidewalk Sounds

Opening and closing music: End Title from "Horror Express" by John Cacavas & In Un Altro Bar from "Revolver" by Ennio Morricone.

Play this podcast on Podbean App