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TMBDOS! Episode 299: ”Dogs Don’t Wear Pants” (2019).

Lee and Leah push their kinks to the limit as they talk about the odd-ball semi-thriller/drama about, grief, kinky sex, and self-discovery, "Dogs Don't Wear Pants" (2019), directed by J.P. Valkeapää. A lot of the conversation revolves around the psychology behind the characters and if the film's themes of BDSM are exploitation, or if the film takes a respectful look at the BDSM culture. Asides about piercings and chipped teeth, and what the hosts have watched recently are also brought up.
Check out Lee's guest spot on a recent episode of Motion Picture Massacre. Check out Lee's guest spot on a recent episode of Movie Melt. 
"Dogs Don't Wear Pants" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Take a Chance" by Mr. Flagio & "Breathless" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds.

Lee Van Teeth Halloween Show 2023.

The last real Wolf Man of rock is back for 2023. That's right, it's your old friend Lee Van Teeth, scratching and biting up a playlist of ghoulish Halloween delights for all you trickers and treaters out there. It's two hours of rocking horror power, far too sweet to be sour. So why won't you just open wide and suck on it already?
"I'm the Wolf Man" -- Round Robin"Haunted House" -- Madmen"Jam at the Mortuary" -- Griz Green"Zombie Walk" -- The Magics"Black Magic" -- Jericho Jones"Laughing Over My Grave" -- Ray Stevens"The Boogie Man" -- The Cadillacs"The Creeper " -- Jerry Wald"Baba Yaga" -- Pagans"Vampire" -- The Crystals"Evil Eye" -- Al Saxon"The Thing" -- Curtis & The Creepers"Witch Girl" -- The Mystrys"What Kind of Ghoul Am I" -- Frankie Stein And His Ghouls"Lucifer" -- Dies Irae"House of Wax" -- Isaac Rother & The Phantoms"Halloween" -- Isaac Rother & The Phantoms"Haunted Castle" -- Isaac Rother & The Phantoms"Crystal Ball Baby" -- Isaac Rother & The Phantoms"Nightmare" -- The Abstracts"The Guillotine" -- The Executioners"I Have Always Been Here Before" -- Roky Erickson"Ghost Rider" -- Suicide"The Invasion is Coming" -- The Invasion"Shadows in the Night" -- Quests"Spooky" -- George Barnes"Giallo in Tensione" -- Daniele Patucchi"Sleepy Hollow" -- Last Word"Séance" -- The Ebb-Tides"The Night Stalker" -- Teddy Durant"Horror Hotel" -- The Misfits"Devil's Whorehouse" -- The Misfits"You Must be a Witch" -- The Lollipop Shoppe"I'm a Living Sickness" -- The Calico Wall"He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask)" -- Alice Cooper"Cry Little Sister" -- Gerard McMann
 

TMBDOS! Episode 298: ”Dracula A.D. 1972” (1972) & ”The Satanic Rites of Dracula” (1973).

Lee and Paul have a big drunken Halloween episode as they talk about the last two Christopher Lee/Peter Cushing Dracula films for Hammer studios, "Dracula A.D. 1972" (1972) & "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" (1973), directed by Alan Gibson. Have these films been unfairly maligned? The hosts try their best to break down the good and the bad as fairly as possible, discussing if these attempts by Hammer to play catch-up with the evolving horror market may have worked better if they had tried a few years earlier, or if they were always doomed to fail. Lee also talks about a couple of films he's recently watched.
"Dracula A.D. 1972" IMDB "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" IMDB 
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Featured Music: "Main Theme: Dracula A.D. 1972" by Michael Vickers; "Hansen's Debriefing" & "The Satanic Rites of Dracula Main Title" by John Cacavas.

TMBDOS! Intermission #45: ”Nightmare Beach” (1989).

Lee and Paul are back for another bonus episode, this time covering Umberto Lenzi's (maybe) spring break slasher film "Nightmare Beach" (1989), featuring John Saxon and Michael Parks. Who actually directed it? Does a mash-up of 1980s sex comedy and 1980s slasher work? All this and more, so why not hitch a ride on our electric motorcycle?
"Nightmare Beach" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Running on the Beach" by Claudio Simonetti.

TMBDOS! Intermission #44: ”My Bloody Valentine” (1981).

Lee and Paul have a talk about a classic slasher shot in Lee's home province of Nova Scotia, "My Bloody Valentine" (1981), directed by George Mihalka. Much of the talk revolves around the restored gore scenes that were cut from the original release, how this film speaks to both Lee and Paul as Canadian and American East coast boys respectively, and the small town East coast economic realities the film may or may not be directly commenting on. And, of course, there's just a lot of geeking-out about how good a slasher it is in general. You could say they mined a lot from this one. Get it? They dug deep? Okay, we'll see ourselves out.
"My Bloody Valentine" IMDB 
Featured Music: "The Ballad of Harry Warden" by John McDermott.

TMBDOS! Episode 297: ”Rabid” (1977).

Lee and Leah are feeling a little crazed towards each other this week as they butt heads while talking about David Cronenberg's "Rabid" (1977), starring Marilyn Chambers. The talk centers around how effective the movie executes its premise, the parallels between what the film shows happening, marshal law in Canada during the 1970 October Crisis, and what happened during the Covid-19 lockdown. The listeners also talk about what they've watched as of late. So come in real tight with us for a hug, won't you listener? Just be careful around the stingers in our armpit pussies!
"Rabid" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Vulcain" by Claude Vasori & 'Benihana" by Marilyn Chambers.

TMBDOS! Episode 296: ”Maniac” (1980).

Lee is joined this episode by his friend Matt from the Movie Melt Podcast to have a fun talk about the William Lustig-directed "Maniac" (1980), written by and starring the amazing (and very sweaty) Joe Spinell, and co-starring the beautiful Caroline Munro. The film being Spinell's passion project; porn star casting; sleazy New York; the 2012 remake; and exploding heads are just a few of the things brought up in the conversation. The hosts also talk about what they've watched recently and respond to listener comments. Join us, won't you? We're goin' to a showdown. Put on something nice, just in case you die!
Check out Matt's great podcast, Movie Melt!
"Maniac" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Maniac's Theme (Main Titles)" by Jay Chattaway & "Goin' to a Showdown" by Don Armando's Second Avenue Rhumba Band.

TMBDOS! Episode 295: ”National Lampoon’s Senior Trip” (1995).

Lee, Leah, and Daniel fulfill a listener request and review the somewhat obscure stoner/sex comedy from 1995, "National Lampoon's Senior Trip" (1995), directed by Kelly Makin, and featuring the film debut of Jeremy Renner. Is this film a sleeper hit or a lame duck? Can talents like Tommy Chong, Matt Frewer, and "The Kids in the Hall" member Kevin McDonald carry this to being something worth watching? Did the having the "National Lampoon" moniker actually mean anything by 1995? All of this and more, including what the hosts have watched lately. Get on the party bus with us, down a handful of reds, and hope for the best!
"National Lampoon's Senior Trip" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Brickface" by Daisyhaze & "Red Eyed Troll" by The Muffs.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 69: Asian Horror.

In this episode Lee takes a brief trip to the far East to check out tracks from the soundtracks and scores of some of his favourite Asian horror films. This will most likely be followed up with more parts in the future.
--Heart Sutra from "Kwaidan" (1964) --Tōru Takemitsu--Theme from "Onibaba" (1964) --Hikaru Hayashi--Oriental Melon Man from "House" (1977) --Mickie Yoshino & Godiego--Theme from "Mystics in Bali" (1981) --Gatot Sudarto--The Cursed Video from "Ring" (1998) --Kenji Kawai--Robby's Song from "Tomie" (1998) --World Famous--Theme from "Audition" (1999) --Kōji Endō--Kirie from "Uzumaki" (2000) --Tetsuro Kashibuchi & Keiichi Suzuki--Ju-On Theme - House from "Ju-On: The Grudge" (2002) --Shiro Sato--The Monster's Lair from "The Host" (2006) --Byung-woo Lee--Theme from "Cold fish" (2010) --Tomohide Harada--First Pass from "Train to Busan" (2016) --Jang Young-Gyu--Karma & Kelam Malam from "Satan's Slaves" (2017) --The Spouse (Aimee Saras & Tony Marle)
Opening and closing music: Summertime Killer from "Summertime Killer" by Luis Bacalov, and Santa Maria from "Raiders of Atlantis" by Oliver Onions.

TMBDOS! Episode 294: ”Arabella: Black Angel” (1989).

Lee and Leah dive into a pool of kink and murder this week as they talk about the late period giallo, "Arabella: Black Angel" (1989), directed by Stelvio Massi, and starring the beautiful and often nude Tini Cansino. A lot of the conversation revolves around the abundance of kink content, nudity and softcore sex, as well as the crazy plot twists. Is this a good giallo? How does the movie tackle mental health in realtion to sexuality? Can a movie this sleazy also be sex positive? All this and more in this episode, so come join us at Freak Boy Town, and don't forget to wear your boxing glove on one hand and carry your ass-peg in the other!
"Arabella: Black Angel" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Angel of the Morning" by Merrilee Rush; "Angelfuck" by The Misfits; & "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground.

TMBDOS! Intermission #43: The Last Voyage of the Nightbeast Menu.

Plans for a regular episode this week were put on hold, so Lee decided to put out an intermission, briefly talking about seven films he recently watched. The films he talks about are:
"Ms. 45" (1981)"The Menu" (2022)"The Last Voyage of the Demeter" (2023)"Dark of the Sun" (1968)"The Tower" (1993)"I Come in Peace" (1990)"Nightbeast" (1982)
Featured Music: "The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner" by Popol Vuh & "Ms .45 Dance Party" by Joe Delia.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 68: Sex Comedies of the 1980s.

Lee is back with the second part of his look at the soundtracks and scores of the sex comedy genre, focusing on the more lurid side of things. This time everything has gotten far bigger and far hornier as he moves into the 1980s. Much like with slasher films, and other assorted cinematic junk food, the sex comedy genre exploded in North America during this decade, getting far raunchier and problematic that it had previously been. Because of the exponentially larger amount of music to put on the playlist, Lee put out a poll to the listeners asking them if they wanted this split into two parts or if they wanted a super-sized summer blow-out. Apparently the listeners are all size queens, so enjoy this 3hr episode!
NOTE: Let Me Be the Knight from "The Big Bet" (1987) by Rob Tro is mentioned as being on the list in this episode, but unfortunately it got lost in the final edit, and Lee doesn't feel like fixing it and reuploading the episode at this point. Sorry.
--Pinball Summer & Voyeur's Motel from "Pinball Summer" (1980) --Jay Boivin & Germain Gauthier--I Don't Need To Love You & Try Not To Break My Heart from "The Beach Girls" (1982) --Linda Stevens-Foote--Better Luck Next Time from "The Last American Virgin" (1982) --Oingo Boingo--Shake it Up from "The Last American Virgin" (1982) --The Cars--Teen Angel Eyes from "The Last American Virgin" (1982) --Tommy Tutone--Girls Like Me from "Valley Girl" (1983) --Bonnie Hayes--Marina Men from "Valley Girl" (1983) --The Valley Girls--Pocket Pool from "Valley Girl" (1983) --Killer Pussy--Angst in My Pants from "Valley Girl" (1983) --Sparks--Shake that Thing & This Heart's On Fire from "Screwballs" (1983) --Johnny Dee Fury--Joysticks from "Joysticks" (1983) --Legion--My Tutor from "My Tutor" (1983) --Webster Lewis--Sleepover from "The First Turn-On!" (1983) --Shrapnel--Hungry Like the Wolf from "Hot Dog... The Movie" (1983) --Duran Duran--When You Were Mine from "Hot Dog... The Movie" (1983) --Mitch Ryder--Private School from "Private School" (1983) --Bill Wray--Rock this Town from "Private School" (1983) --The Stray Cats--I Want Candy from "Private School" (1983) --Bow Wow Wow--Da Da Da I Don't Love You, You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha from "Private School" (1983) --Trio--How Do I Let You Know from "Private School" (1983) --Phoebe Cates--Just a Girl from "The Party Animal" (1984) --The Convertibles--Why Can't I Touch It? from "The Party Animal" (1984) --The Buzzcocks--Manhattan from "Revenge of the Nerds" (1984) --Andrea and Hot Mink--Burning Down the House from "Revenge of the Nerds" (1984) --Talking Heads--Steel from "Rosebud Beach Hotel" (1984) --Cherie & Marie Currie--Hardbodies from "Hardbodies" (1984) --Krak--Runnin' from "Hardbodies" (1984) --Vixen--Back to Paradise from "Revenge of the Nerds II" (1984) --38 Special--Dedication from "School Spirit" (1985) --Gleaming Spires--Hard Way from "Just One of the Guys" (1985) --Tony Brock & Jay Davis--Tomboy from "Tomboy" (1985) --Souvenir--Weird Science from "Weird Science" (1985) --Oingo Boingo--Philadelphia Baby from "Porky's Revenge" (1985) --The Crawling King Snakes--Peter Gunn Theme from "Porky's Revenge" (1985) --Clarence Clemons--High School Nights from "Porky's Revenge" (1985) --Dave Edmunds--Loose Screws (Breakin' Away) from "Loose Screws" (1985) --Errol Francis and The Francis Factor--Stew School from "Stewardess School" (1986) --Keith Landry--Lookin' from "The Malibu Bikini Shop" (1986) --Naomi Delgado--Recruits (Ride Hard, Live Free) from "Recruits" (1986) --Jon Mikl Thor--Hamburgers For America from "Hamburger: The Motion Picture" (1986) --Blue Miller--Party Camp from "Party Camp" (1987) --Mark Carpenter--Surfin' Bongos from "Senior Week" (1987) --The Bongo Teens--Main Title from "Not of This Earth" (1988) --Chuck Cirino--Killer Machine from "Dr. Alien" (1989) --Billy Jacoby
Opening and closing music: Summertime Killer from "Summertime Killer" by Luis Bacalov, and Santa Maria from "Raiders of Atlantis" by Oliver Onions.

TMBDOS! Episode 293: ”Starcrash” (1978).

Lee, Leah, and their friend and fellow podcaster Gary Hill travel through the cosmos this episode as they check out Luigi Cozzi's "Starcrash" (1978), a fun Italian "Star Wars" rip-off starring Caroline Munro, Marjoe Gortner, Joe Spinell, David Hasselhoff, and Christopher Plummer (!). Sexy costumes, big hair, clunky stop-motion, the lava lamp of death, a hillbilly robot cop, and handy magical powers out of nowhere are just some of things touched upon, as well as listener comments, and what the hosts have watched as of late.
"Starcrash" IMDB
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Featured Music: "Launch Adrift" and "Starcrash Main Title" by John Barry.

TMBDOS! Episode 292: ”When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong” (1971).

Lee and Leah get sexually primitive this time out when they check out the rather obscure Bruno Corbucci-directed, and caveman-themed sex comedy, "When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong" (1971). This comedic take on Aristophanes' Greek play "Lysistrata" features a lot of beautiful bare female flesh, and a lot of bumbling slapstick from the male cast, but does it feature much else? Grab your clubs, drink your own pee, and come play ding dong with us to find out!
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"When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Primitive" by The Groupies; excerpt from the score by Giancarlo Chiaramello; and "Troglomen" by Alluminogeni.

They Must Be Destroyed On Sight! Episode 12: ”The Deadly Spawn” (1983) & Movie Monster Chat.

A little late getting this episode out, but yet again Lee is joined by Paul, this time to talk about the gory 1983 creature feature, Douglas McKeown's "The Deadly Spawn", and then get into a casual chat about movie monsters in general. Like last time, this was taken from a G+ Hangout, thus there may be some minor sound quality issues, but nothing too distracting.End Song: "Godzilla" by Blue Öyster Cult.

TMBDOS! Episode 291: ”The Limey” (1999).

Lee & Leah are joined by previous guest host Robby Roberson to cover Steven Soderbergh's oddball crime drama from 1999, "The Limey", starring Terence Stamp. Does the unusual narrative device used here work? Does one of us really not like Peter Fonda as an actor? All of this and more, including what the hosts have watched as of late. So try your best Brit gangster slang and come listen.
Check out Robby's recent appearance on The Moustachioed Podcastio. 
Check out Lee's recent appearance on Movie Melt. 
Check out Lee on the latest Last Call at Torchy's. 
"The Limey" IMDB 
Featured Music: "What He Gonna Say" by Cliff Martinez & "King Midas in Reverse" by The Hollies.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 67: Sex Comedies of the 1970s.

Lee is back with part one of a two-part look at the soundtracks and scores of sex comedies, specifically those of the 1970s and 1980s, the raunchier the better! There was so much material to go through that he had to split each decade into its own super-sized episode of BotT, and even then he's barely scraping the surface. In part one we start off in the decade where the sex comedy really started to take off overseas at first: the 1970s! This was especially obvious in places like Great Britain and Italy, and this trend would seemingly influence North American sex comedies to push the envelope even further later in the decade, before they totally came to dominate in the 1980s.
--Up Pompeii from "Up Pompeii" (1970) --Frankie Howerd--God's Children & Lola from "Percy" (1971) --The Kinks--Au Pair Girls 2 from "Au Pair Girls" (1972) --Roger Webb--Sessomatto from "How Funny Can Sex Be" (1973) --Armando Trovajoli--Alvin Purple from "Alvin Purple" (1973) --Brian Cadd--Lovin' Is from "Alice Goodbody" (1974) --Rick Harris, Candy & Mr. D--This is Your Life Timmy Lea from "Confessions of a Window Cleaner" (1974) --Su Cheyenne--Girl from Starship Venus from "The Girl from Starship Venus" (1975) --Don Lang--Confessions of Timmy Lee from "Confessions of a Pop Performer" (1975) --Three's a Crowd--Kipper; Accidents Will Happen; Oh Sha La La & The Clapham from "Confessions of a Pop Performer" (1975) --Kipper (Dominic Bugatti & Frank Musker)--Theme from "The Ups and Downs of a Handyman" (1975) --Vic Elms (vocals by Barry Stokes)--Sq. 1 - Titoli & Seq. 3 from "The Sensuous Nurse" (1975) --Gianfranco Plenizio--My Cruisin' Casanova from "Adventures of a Taxi Driver" (1976) --Adrienne Posta--The Love Bug from "What's Up Nurse!" (1977) --Tony Burrows--Private Eye from "Adventures of a Private Eye" (1977) --Christopher Neil--The New Carioca from "The Kentucky Fried Movie" (1977) --Jonathan & Darlene Edwards--Heavy Bopper from "The Kentucky Fried Movie" (1977) --Alan Moorhouse--Give Me England from "Confessions from a Holiday Camp" (1977) --The Wurzels--It's Great to Be Here from "Come Play with Me" (1977) --Peter Jeffries (vocals by Alfie Bass & George Harrison Marks)--Come Play with Me from "Come Play With Me" (1977) --Coming Shortly (Peter Jeffries)--Chevy Van; Country Lady & Early Morning Love from "The Van" (1977) --Sammy Johns--Animal House from "Animal House" (1978) --Stephen Bishop--Lollipop from "Lemon Popsicle" (1978) --The Chordettes--Hold On, I'm Coming from "What's Up Superdoc!" (1978) --Fingers (Paul Fishman)--I'm Flying from "Adventures of a Plumbers Mate" (1978) --Christopher Neil--Love Crazy from "Carry on Emmannuelle" (1978) --Masterplan (Kenny Lynch)--Lola Langusta from "Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens" (1979) --Paul Ruhland--Van Nuys Blvd. & Mama's Car from "Van Nuys Blvd." (1979) --Ron Wright & Ken Mansfield--All of My Friends from "Gas Pump Girls" (1979) --Kirsten Baker--Theme from "Spaced Out" (1979) --Emil Zoghby--You Got Me Up There from "Spaced Out" (1979) --Tommy Hunt
Opening and closing music: Summertime Killer from "Summertime Killer" by Luis Bacalov, and Santa Maria from "Raiders of Atlantis" by Oliver Onions.

TMBDOS! Episode 290: ”Enter the Devil” (1974).

Lee and Leah let Satan penetrate them this week with 1974's "Enter the Devil", directed by Mario Gariazzo. Also known as "The Eerie Midnight Horror Show" and "The Sexorcist", as well as seveal other titles, is this cheap Italian rip-off of "The Exorcist" any good? Is it perhaps better? The hosts talk kinky sex and kink-shaming; stigmata; the horrible treatment of people in "real life" exorcisms; religious authority abusing its power; and the conflicting messages in a film that seems to be trying to be more than just sexy shlock. The hosts also talk about what they've watched as of late. We might not be the devil, but can we tempt you to listen?
"Enter the Devil" IMDB 
Featured Music: "Tema Agitato" & "Tema Mistico (Finale)" by Marcello Giombini.

TMBDOS! Episode 289: ”The Seed of Man” (1969).

Lee and Leah check out an Italian-French artsy post-apocalyptic co-production, directed by Marco Ferreri, "The Seed of Man" (1969). The End of the world; nipple fetishes; stock footage; dead whales on the beach; and spontaneous explosions (?). All this and more in this episode; so come be aloof about the end of the world with us on the beach.
"The Seed of Man" IMDB https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064959/reference
Featured Music: Death Horizon by The Pixies; "Our Love Will Still Be There" by The Troggs; and "On the Beach" by Neil Young.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 66: Grab Bag 4 - Back in the Bag.

Yes indeed, Lee is swamped with work and other things, so it's time to give him a break and let him do another easy TMBDOS! Grab Bag episode. This is where he makes up a playlist based on selections from the scores and soundtracks from the films covered on previous episodes of the They Must Be Destroyed On Sight! podcast. Enjoy!
--La Ragazza Con La Pistola, In Due & Shake Balera from "The Girl with the Pistol" (1968) --Peppino De Luca (Episode 236)--The Name's Bond... James Bond from "No Time to Die" (2021) --Nicholas Dodd (Episode 243)--Mask: Movement 3 from "Vampire in Venice" (1988) --Vangelis (Episode 244)--Temple of The Golden Pavilion from "Mishima" (1985) --Phillip Glass (Episode 246)--Main Title from "Sneakers" (1992) --James Horner (Episode 247)--Main Theme from "Death Screams" (1982) --Dee Barton (Intermission #38)--Keoma (Instrumental) from "Keoma" (1976) --Guido and Maurizio De Angelis (Episode 252)--Ain't that a Kick in the Head from "Goodfellas" (1990) --Dean Martin (Episode 257)--I Want You Around from "Rock 'n' Roll High School" (1979) --The Ramones (Episode 259)--I'm Waiting for the Man from "American Pop" (1981) --Lou Reed (Episode 261)--Whistle & Bells and Sheriff from "The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid" (1979) --Oliver Onions (Episode 264)
Opening and closing music: Summertime Killer from "Summertime Killer" by Luis Bacalov, and Santa Maria from "Raiders of Atlantis" by Oliver Onions.