They Must Be Destroyed On Sight!


TMBDOS! Episode 141: “The Last Wave” (1977).

November 13th, 2018


Lee and Daniel try to keep their heads above water while exploring Dream-time in Peter Weir's "The Last Wave" (1977). Can they make sense of what the film is trying to say about the relationships between colonial powers and decimated native populations, especially those found in Australia? Does the movie even know what it's trying to do? The hosts also respond to listener comments and play an interesting variation of the Movie God Game.

"The Last Wave" IMDB

Interview with Peter Weir about "The Last Wave"

The Wrong With Authority Podcast

Featured Music: "Driving Home" & "The Descent" by Charles Wain.

TMBDOS! Episode 140: “Then I Took an Arrow to the Knee”.

November 5th, 2018


Originally Lee and Daniel were going to cover "The Last Wave", but Lee sustained a real life knee injury that prevented his prep-work. So the hosts decided to record an informal chat about what they've been watching as of late, and opened up to the listeners for some questions, which they answer on the second half of the show. There's lots of random asides and a bare minimum of editing in this one, which is essentially just an extended version of the usual opening bit of TMBDOS!. If you can't get past "umms", "ahhhs", "like" and big pauses, then it's best you skip it altogether.

Underwater Kaiju from Outer Space Podcast

Featured Music: Excerpt from the score for "The Cheerleaders" by The Honeyboys & "Wounded Knee" by Primus.


October 31st, 2018


Halloween, 2018, and the Wolfman is back, ready to give you a horror rock panic attack! Join Lee Van Teeth for another two hours of music and mania, in order to make your Halloween perfect for exposing the inner canine in ya!

Listening with earbuds not encouraged.


"I'm the Wolfman" -- Round Robin
"The Face Of Time" -- Plague
"Marble Orchard" -- The Graveyard Five
"Voodoobilly Man" -- Deadbolt
"Voodoo Moonshine" -- Deadbolt
"The Witch" -- The Rattles
"Season of the Witch" -- Donovan
"Am I Evil?" -- Diamondhead
"Ghouls Night Out" -- The Misfits
"Hollywood Babylon" -- The Misfits
"Return of the Fly" -- The Misfits
"Black Sabbath" -- Black Sabbath
"Black Sabbath" -- Coven
"London After Midnight" -- Gein and the Graverobbers
"I Was a Teenage Creature" -- Lord Luther
"Meet the Creeper" -- Destroy All Monsters
"Frankenstomp" -- Satan's Pilgrims
"The Mummy's Bracelet" -- Lee Ross
"My Daddy is a Vampire" -- The Meteors
"Victims of the Vampire" -- Slaughter and the Dogs
"Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon" -- The Cramps
"Billy the Monster" -- The Deviants
"Two Souls" -- The Grim Reepers
"Daemon Lover" -- Shocking Blue
"I Think of Demons" -- Roky Erickson
"Don't Shake Me Lucifer" -- Roky Erickson
"N.I.B." -- Black Sabbath

TMBDOS! Episode 139: “The Ghost Galleon” (1974) & “Night of the Seagulls” (1975).

October 22nd, 2018


Lee and Daniel finish their look at the Amando de Ossorio Blind Dead films with 1974's "The Ghost Galleon" & 1975's "Night of the Seagulls". Is "Ghost Galleon" really the worst of the Blind Dead films? If so, is it any good at all? Did Ossorio mange to perfect the formula with "Seagulls"? How would the hosts remake the Blind Dead films if they had the chance? All of this and more in this episode!

"The Ghost Galleon" IMDB 

"Night of the Seagulls" IMDB 

Featured Music: "Ghost Galleon" by Iron Dogs; excerpts from the score for "The Night of the Seagulls" by Antón García Abril; and "Night of the Seagulls" by Cathedral.

Cinema Psyops/TMBDOS! Crossover: “Mansion of the Living Dead” (1982).

October 22nd, 2018


For the first time in TMBDOS! history one of our guest apperances on another podcast makes it onto the TMBDOS! feed. That's because Cort and Matt of Cinema Psyops invited the whole crew over to help them talk about Jess Franco's "Mansion of the Living Dead" (1982). Lee, Daniel and Paul help them ponder if this really has anything to do with the Blind Dead films, or is it just a well-paid vacation for Franco as he films his future wife, Lina Romay, having tons of lesbian sex? Can the hosts stop making crude sex jokes about sexual fetishes? All we know for sure is that this crossover episode of CINEMA PSYOPS MUST BE DESTROYED ON SIGHT!

"Mansion of the Living Dead" IMDB 

Cinema Psyops Podcast 

TMBDOS! Episode 138: “Tombs of the Blind Dead” (1972) & “Return of the Evil Dead” (1973).

October 15th, 2018


Lee and Daniel are joined by the fantastic Cort Psyops of the Cinema Psyops and Obsessive Cinema Discourse podcasts to tackle the first two entries into Amando de Ossorio's Blind Dead series "Tombs of the Blind Dead" (1972) & "Return of the Evil Dead" (1973). This is the first part of a collab with Cinema Psyops, as some or all of the TMBDOS! crew will in turn join Cort and his co-host Matt on Cinema Psyops to check out the Blind Dead rip-off film from Jess Franco, "Mansion of the Living Dead" (1982). TMBDOS! will cover the final two entries of the Blind Dead series in the next episode.

As well as just talking the films, in this episode the hosts discuss porn parody, facism, and how to remake the Blind Dead films. Cort also gets to play the Movie God game, which leads to possible tension between Dan and Cort when we discover that Quentin Tarantino might be movie Hitler. Listener comments and what Cort has watched as of late are also covered.

Check out Cort's podcasts:

Cinema Psyops

Obsessive Cinema Discourse

Tombs of the Blind Dead IMDB

Return of the Evil Dead IMDB

Featured Music: excerpts from the score for "Tombs..." by Antón García Abril.

TMBDOS! Episode 137: “Caltiki, the Immortal Monster” (1959).

October 8th, 2018


Lee and Daniel check out a slightly obscure Italian-USA co-production from 1959; the Riccardo Freda & Mario Bava-directed "Caltiki, The Immortal Monster". Is this post-"The Blob" blob monster film any good? Better than "The Blob"? Or is it just a load of tripe? The special effects, sweaty breasts, and dissolved jerk-off hands are somehow brought up in the conversation. What the hosts have watched lately and a listener comment is also covered.

"Caltiki, The Immortal Monster" IMDB

8 out of 10 10 Cats Does Countdown playlist

Featured music: "Distruzione" & "Prologo E Titoli" by Roberto Nicolosi.

TMBDOS! Episode 136: “Dead & Buried” (1981).

October 1st, 2018


Lee is joined by the host of one of the best horror movie podcasts out there (as well as a plethroa of other quality horror and non-horror podcasts) Duncan McLeish, host of The Podcast Under the Stairs. Together they tackle Gary Sherman's "Dead & Buried" from 1981. A video nasty in the UK, and hamstrung by the decisions the producers made behind the scenes, the film had little chance of success when first released. The hosts dive in and decide if it's best forgotten or if it's a classic that more people should seek out. Also, a pre-recorded mini-review from Paul is spliced in, and Duncan plays a round of the Movie God Game, which may very well have taken years off his life!

"Dead & Buried" IMDB

Check out Duncan at:

The Podcast Under the Stairs 

Duncan and Bo Come Correct 

Featured Music: "Moonlight Serenade" by Glenn Miller & His Orchestra, and "Main Theme" by Joe Renzetti.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 17: Fifteen of Lee’s Favourite Horror Selections.

September 29th, 2018


Before taking a month off from Blood on the Tracks to make way for the Wolfman, Lee Van Teeth, to do his Halloween show next month, Lee decided to drop some selections from his favourite horror film scores into your ear holes (now with a lot less talking!).


--The Lament Configuration from "Hellraiser" (1989) -- Christopher Young
--Children of the New Dawn from "Mandy" (2018) -- Jóhann Jóhannsson
--Bus Station from "Near Dark" (1989) -- Tangerine Dream
--The Reckoning from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (1978) -- Denny Zeitlin
--It Was Always You, Helen from "Candyman" (1992) -- Philip Glass
--Main Titles from "The Changeling" (1980) -- Howard Blake
--Tema Bambino from "The House by the Cemetery" (1981) -- Walter Rizzati
--Take a Walk from "Return of the Living Dead" (1985) -- Tall Boys
--Humanity Part 2 from "The Thing" (1982) -- Ennio Morricone
--The Hunt from "Dawn of the Dead" (1978) -- Goblin
--Zombie from "Dawn of the Dead" (1978) -- Goblin
--Tenebre from "Tenebre" (1982) -- Simonetti/Morante/Pignatelli
--Laurie's Theme from "Halloween" (1978) -- John Carpenter
--Die Nacht Der Himmel from "Nosferatu" (1979) -- Popol Vuh
--End Title from "Horror Express" (1972) -- John Cacavas

Opening and closing music: Downhill Decoy from "Danger Diabolik" by Ennio Morricone & Blonk Monster from "House by the Cemetery" by Walter Rizzati.

TMBDOS! Episode 135: “The Funhouse” (1981).

September 24th, 2018


Lee, Daniel, and Paul dare to face the challenge of The Funhouse (1981), directed by Tobe Hooper. Is this an over-looked classic, or is it just a bit too dull to be anything but just okay? The crew has a spirited discussion of the film, tv guide, and jacking off in a Frakenstein's Monster mask. Who in the cast looks like a Troll Doll? What Lee has watched as of late and a couple of listener comments are also covered.

The Funhouse IMDB

Check out Lee's guest spot on Just The Movies podcast, covering "Mandy".

Featured Music: "Late Date" and "Main Title" by John Beal.

TMBDOS! Episode 134: “Let sleeping Corpses Lie” (1974).

September 17th, 2018


Lee and Daniel have a slightly shorter than usual chat about Jorge Grau's 1974 zombie film "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie" (AKA: about a million other titles). The homages and departures from Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" are discussed. Were the many title changes an attempt to repackage a terrible film or is this a hidden gem? Lee also talks briefly about what he's watched as of late.

"Let Sleeping Corpses Lie" IMDB

Featured Music: "Drowned Guthrie" & "John Dalton Street" by Giuliano Sorgini.

TMBDOS! Episode 133: The Karnstein Trilogy.

September 11th, 2018


What's better than three Hammer films about vampires? Why three Hammer films about lesbian vampires of course! In this episode Lee and Daniel are joined by their friend and fellow podcaster, Gary Hill, of the Cinema Beef podcast, to tackle two films in the so-called Karnstein trilogy. Together the three talk about "The Vampire Lovers" (1970) and "Twins of Evil" (1971). After that it's just Lee and Daniel left to cover "Lust for a Vampire" (1971). Lengthy asides about IMDB users and how films were watched back when these were released are had. This episode is big, bloody, and full of massive boobs (and some really lovely knockers are talked about as well). What's not to like?

Check out Gary's great podcasts:

Cinema Beef

Sloppy Seconds

Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Find out about Gary's latest Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction here.

"The Vampire Lovers" IMDB

"Lust for a Vampire" IMDB

"Twins of Evil" IMDB

Featured Music: "The Man in Black"; "The Crucifix Repels Karnstein"; "Twins of Evil Opening Credits"; "Strange Love"; and "Lust for a Vampire Titles" by Harry Robinson.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 16: The End of the World (As We Know It) Part 2.

August 31st, 2018


The world was ending so damn much that it could not be contained in just one show, so here's part two of Lee's look at the soundtracks and scores of dystopian and post-apocalyptic films.


--The Fighter Centurions from "The Fighter Centurions 2072" (1986) -- Riz Ortolani
--Hands of Steel from "Hands of Steel" (1986) -- Claudio Simonetti
--Main Title/What's Wrong? from "THX 1138" (1971) -- Lalo Schifrin
--Source #2 from "THX 1138" (1971) -- Lalo Schifrin
--Everything Fades Into Mist from "1984" (1984) -- Eurythmics
--Playing With Fire from "Dead End Drive-In" (1986) -- Lisa Edwards
--Rid of Me from "Strange Days" (1995) -- Juliette Lewis
--Dolls Polyphony from "Akira" (1988) -- Geinoh Yamashirogumi
--Winds Over Neo-Tokyo from "Akira" (1988) -- Geinoh Yamashirogumi
--Making Of Cyborg from "Ghost in the Shell" (1995) -- Kenji Kawai
--Sleepy Shores from "Children of Men" (2006) -- Michael Price
--Suite from "2019: After the Fall of New York" (1983) -- Oliver Onions
--Black Inferno from "Raiders of Atlantis" (1983) -- Oliver Onions

Opening and closing music: Downhill Decoy from "Danger Diabolik" by Ennio Morricone & Blonk Monster from "House by the Cemetery" by Walter Rizzati.

TMBDOS! Episode 132: “Antropophagus” (1980) & “Absurd” (1981).

August 26th, 2018


Lee and Paul decided to go way out into left field from what we've been covering as of late and check out the Joe D'Amato-directed, and George Eastman-written and starring slasher films "Antropophagus" (1980) & "Absurd" (1981). Do these noted members of the Video nasties list live up to their reputations? Are they any good? What lengths did Paul go to to first see these films? Is "Absurd" just a rip-off of "Halloween"? All this and more in this rather informal chat.

"Antropophagus" (1980) IMDB

"Absurd" (1981) IMDB

Featured Music: "Main Theme-Padre Snaturato" by Marcello Giombini & music from "Absurd" by Carlo Maria Cordio.

TMBDOS! Episode 131: “Countess Dracula” (1971).

August 20th, 2018


Lee and Daniel are back this week to talk about yet another vampire film - well, it's vampire-like anyway. This week it's Hammer's "Countess Dracula" (1971), directed by Peter Sasdy and starring the lovely and, in a couple of instances, nude Ingrid Pitt. How close does this story, based on the real life "Blood Countess" Elizabeth Bathory, stick to the known facts? Does it go far enough? What's with all the romance stuff and funny hats? The hosts also talk about what they've watched as of late and discuss how they'd remake this film, and who they'd cast and hire as director. Drop your blood-sokaed sponges, towel off, and take a listen.

"Countess Dracula" IMDB

Featured Music: "Countess Dracula - Opening Credits" & excerpt from the score by Harry Robinson; and "An Execution" by Siouxsie and the Banshees.

TMBDOS! Episode 130: “Death Line” (1972).

August 13th, 2018


Lee and Daniel take a trip deep underground to feast their eyes on "Death Line", AKA: "Raw Meat", from 1972, directed by Gary Sherman. Being a film that was buried for many years, the hosts dig into the deeper-than-expected social commentary and the brilliant performances, as well as the vivid gore & make up effects work. What the hosts have watched lately is also covered. Come on in and listen - just make sure you mind the doors!

"Death Line" IMDB

Featured Music: "Death Line (Main Theme)" by Wil Malone & "Going Underground" by The Jam.

TMBDOS! Episode 129: “Ganja & Hess” (1973).

August 6th, 2018


Lee and Daniel tackle a film they don't think was made for white boys like themselves. This time out it's "Ganja & Hess" (1973), directed by Bill Gunn. Is this Black vampire film just a "Blackula" rip-off or is it so much more? Why was it not more of a box office success? How much Black donkey dick is in it? What do they think about using bathwater for something other than washing oneself? A listener comment is also covered.

"Ganja & Hess" IMDB

Featured Music: "Intro"; "Bongili Work Song #1"; and "You've Got To Learn To Let It Go (Studio Version) by Sam Waymon.

Blood on the Tracks Episode 15: The End of the World (As We Know It).

July 31st, 2018


Lee is back after missing a month. This time out he's spinning tracks from films about dystopian futures and post-apocalyptic scenerios... two situations that don't seem too far off these days.


--Bronx 1990 from "1990: The Bronx Warriors" (1982) -- Walter Rizzati
--Escape Sequence 1 from "Escape from the Bronx" (1983) -- Francesco De Masi
--Main Title from "Escape from New York" (1981) -- John Carpenter
--Central Service (The Office) from "Brazil" (1985) -- Michael Kamen
--Brazil from "Brazil" (1985) -- Geoff & Maria Muldaur
--Resse Dreams of Future War from "The Terminator" (1984) -- Brad Fiedel
--Main Title from "The Terminator" (1984) -- Brad Fiedel
--Rock Shop from "Robocop" (1987) -- Basil Poledouris
--Main Title from "Planet of the Apes" (1968) -- Jerry Goldsmith
--Theme from "The Omega Man" (1971) -- Ron Grainer
--Surprise Party from "The Omega Man" (1971) -- Ron Grainer
--Coming to L.A. from "They Live" (1988) -- John Carpenter & Alan Howarth
--The Marauder's Massacre from "The Road Warrior" (1981) -- Brian May
--Santa Maria from "Raiders of Atlantis" (1983) -- Oliver Onions
--Main Theme from "The Running Man" (1987) -- Mark Ayres
--Tequila Sunrise from "Turbo Kid" (2015) -- Le Matos

Opening and closing music: Downhill Decoy from "Danger Diabolik" by Ennio Morricone & Blonk Monster from "House by the Cemetery" by Walter Rizzati.

TMBDOS! Intermission #23: Solo in the Summer.

July 27th, 2018


Lee is flying solo for an intermission episode. He runs down what's coming up on the podcast; what he's been up to on other podcasts; what he purchased in a recent Barnes & Noble Criterion sale; and brief reviews of some recent watches.

Catch Lee on Short Bus Cinema

Films Reviewd:
"Last Rampage: The Escape of Gary Tison" (2017)
"Mercury Rising" (1998)
"Big Legend" (2018)
"Escape Plan 2: Hades" (2018)
"Calibre" (2018)

Featured Music: "Into the Cave" & "Citta Violenta (#2)" by Ennio Morricone; "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott.

TMBDOS! Episode 128: “Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter” (1974).

July 16th, 2018


The whole gang takes a look at a late Hammer Horror offering - one that was an attempt to breath some life into the quickly dying studio. The film in question is "Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter" (1974); a film that's not your usual Hammer production. Is it different enough? Is it any good? How does it compare to previous Hammer vampire films? Did Paul once hit on Caroline Munro in real life? Is this really just a test run for "Highlander II: The Quickening"? All this, as well as listener comments are covered.

"Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter" IMDB

Featured Music: "Vampire Hunters Start Work"; "Bar Confrontation"; and "Captain Kronos Theme" by Laurie Johnson.